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Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. Explain the Joke. Skip to content. Roll, Not Bounce Posted on April 11, by stfleming. My break is over… more jokes to come. Like this: Like Loading When he finished, his colleagues asked him what he was doing. Well, he explained, by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin, and then masturbating, I was starting my speech by saying, Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure A recently deceased man stands at the pearly gates.
Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. He decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he goes with this woman, pretending to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend up ahead with an even uglier woman. When he asks what s going on, the friend replies, I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money.
They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
Now the two friends and their two ugly women are walking along minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend. This man is with an absolutely gorgeous supermodel. Stunned, they approach the man and discover that it is indeed their friend. They ask him how come he s with this unbelievable goddess, while they re stuck with these god-awful women.
He replies, I have no idea, but I m definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time imaginable, and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to.
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